Massive drop in CO2 drives temperatures to new lows!
Josh Billings :-
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
The bubble has finally burst. CO2 levels are now back to “dangerously low” preindustrial concentrations. They must be as global temperature has dropped precipitously in the last 90 days and as we all know the two are inextricably intertwined. It is only a little annoying that the Sun has been very quiet over the same time period but this can be discounted by invoking the fall back of “a very strong La Nina currently(pun intended) upwelling” or just swatting it away like an irksome gnat. Don’t panic. This deficit can be reversed if we all burn lots of coal – some of the 200 years worth (conservative estimate) that is easily extracted (far more that is a little more expensive to bring to market) – or just drive a few more miles every week (using the easily extracted currently massive reserves). We can soon have CO2 back up to “safe” levels of 600ppmv to 1200ppmv that allows all plant life to flourish and ameliorates the ridiculous demands of the “emission cutting” exercise known as bio-fuel production.
The climate police inform us that any mention of gradients, slope, relative or smoothing in connection with recent cooling trends will be dealt with as harshly as the weather (sorry, climate) has lashed the northern latitudes this past few months.
Some recent headlines:
Peak oil fears are surely offset by the fight over 400 billion barrels of comparatively easily recovered oil off Alaska – and recent “undisclosed, but massive, amounts” off the coast of Brazil (high probablity of over 100 billion barrels) – and the quite literally mind boggling quantities in the Alberta Oil Sands and off the Falkland islands.
The Green River Formation in the USA — Over 2 trillion barrels of proven reserves, with anywhere between 700 billion and 1.4 trillion barrels recoverable at $10 per barrel (US Geological Survey staff were too shocked to make any, more accurate, predictions 
Prudhoe bay on the north slope of Alaska (“frightening amounts of the world’s sweetest crude”)
Warm-mongers get nasty at news of global cooling – claim oil funded, glossy website owning cave dwellers with box cutters have hijacked the climate and we all know it belongs to them and them alone.
Alarmist warmer’s scrota shrivel as astrometeorolgists predict coming cold period.
It’s The Sun, stupid.
